You Dirty Bastard
Imagine that as a serving member of her Majesties Armed Forces that you are deployed & your wife or girlfriend is getting this sent to her, against her wishes!!!
So let me tell you about this piece of work & apologies if I sound repetitive about asking if you have Skype… Its contagious & makes me feel nawty, slaps ones self around the face & reminds ones self I am not a dirty Webster bastard….. However, if I was a tad more savvy with this blogging stuff, I would have you listening to Right Said Fred ‘I’m to sexy’…
This is going to be a visual tour about the type of Walter Mitty that not only subjects women to his unwanted porno stances, usually from a classy angle including a toilet, one should really get close to Webster & stick the head on his shoulders in the pan & keep flushing….
I will also show you how he likes to pretend he is a Soldier, a real life action man who suffered such atrocities in his military career, he was left with PTSD, yes, he is battle worn & suffering, draining resources from renowned & overstretched charities like Combat Stress & H4H, poor lamb….
I will also show you how he has run a charitable organisation for 6 years & never been accountable for the donations collected but my gosh, his new bathroom & house look good & him & the wife don’t look like they’ve gone hungry….
However, get humming that I’m to sexy tune & lets read a little bit of his nawty behaviour, by the way, do you have Skype?…oh sorry
Now the above screen shot taken yet again in a toilet!!! Blimey, bet he doesn’t even buy a bird a half pint of shandy before lunging for the grope and salivating snog, well, this was to a young girl allegedly 17 years old & as you can read, she clearly states she has come home from college, when challenged about this tonight, he claimed it was edited and he was going to prove it, crack on Webster, the only edit is your little fella by the tremendous Walter Mitty Hunters Club Head Quarters, you know the ones action man, the ones who have succeeded in pulling a blinder on you this past week and I don’t mean in a toilet either, by the way, Do you have Skype?…oh gosh, I am sorry, I am so nawty…
Serious point: The Walter Mitty Club are well respected & renowned for their amazing work, regularly appearing in the nation media, being applauded for their outstanding contribution to exposing those poor little souls who believe they are all action men, you can read all about them & their full expose on Webster & others by following this link
Back to right said Fred singing… I’m going to give you lots of reading material.
Oh looky here, he has even tried his luck across the pond…Nawty Nawty
So as I have a mountain of dick & ‘do you have skype’ ‘Lets get nawty’ ‘oh sorry’ stuff to work through, now is a good time to get yourselves settled for a little light entertainment while I run my ragged eyes through it all, mean while, lets see if we can decide which of the following he is…..
New tune to add at this point, The Dambusters, get that humming going for this part…
So lets talk about his illustrious military career, the time spent serving Queen & Country that caused the poor little lamb to suffer with PTSD, oh boo hoo for him… He likes to big himself up & swaggers like Jagger in those combats purchased from his local market, he proudly wears his veterans badge & depending on what year it is, he wears a different regimental belt & beret, God loves a trier…. Lets not forget his wonderful tattoo that he goes to a lot of effort to show, to roll up one sleeve on his t-shirt, why doesn’t he just buy cap sleeved t’s, so much more practical…..
So lets look at his CV he proudly posted on Facebook… Yes he was a TA, in his own words, he did 8 weekends with them back in 1992/93, so 16 days in total, was there a war you could go to just at weekends? I will find where he got his PTSD from….. I will come back to his illustrious career.
I particularly like this little bit of walting he did, bear in mind this one was only in the last couple of years, Nawty Nawty liar Webster & to a woman whose son was KIA too.
The following are just a few of his posts about his PTSD, the only action this Walt has seen is usually in his bathroom or toilet cubicle at work, where he bangs one out on video to unsuspecting women….
Erm no you didn’t…liar liar pants are on fire.
The above shows how he deliberately misleads well meaning peeps into thinking he has combat PTSD & in case you missed it on his infamous Facebook profile, he took to twitter to make sure everyone on social media knew….
And my favourite one which really makes me laugh my arse off….
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
The only dark dog he is trained to fight is this one below
Now throughout the recent expose of action man, he has come across some questions, some are particularly entertaining , see if you agree….
Clearly he doesn’t take well to be challenged, got to say as he grasps like a lunatic at those straws, his excuses spew from his fingers as he types trying to save his sinking ship, hang on he’s not Navy, he was king of the army wasn’t he, I’m confused!
Yes, like every good soldier on Army v Navy day…..
Websters intelligence is highly entertaining & we can all sleep safely knowing he’s taking care of our Armed Forces , a smile in a box for those real soldiers, sailors & RAF & Nawty photos, messages & ‘Do you have Skype ‘ fun for those waiting at home…
Oh well that’s ok then, Civvies are fair play…. now let me think, there were several Navy Wives, Air force wives, a few army wives & even the wife of a US Marine…
Really Webster, really? How many 17 year olds go to college? Oh damn, there goes my bladder…… And looking at his appalling spelling, I’m guessing he didn’t go to college.
When Webster is challenged, he struggles, as to be a good liar, you need to remember what lies you have told, but occasionally he picks on the wrong woman and in true girl power, this one wiped the floor with him . Go sister, whoop whoop, you nearly had the Nawty boy spewing it all. The following is a discussion about his Nawty behaviour & the alleged 17 year old he was recently ‘exposed exposing himself to’ on the now infamous Bang it out in the toilet video……
Oh I bet Mrs Webster is chuffed to bits to read this ….Lolz